The Rapture is upon us, and in our eleventh hour those doomed to be left behind will be subjected to horrific plagues, Earth's bodies of water will curdle with the blood of the wicked, and demons will be released upon the unfaithful signifying the imminent destruction of the modern regime's sinful despotism. Most regrettably, those doomed to suffer the wrath of the almighty God will never know the gilded joys of space station Jerusalem, and its never-ending supply of astronaut ice cream.
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Made with 100% real astronauts and mixed in are meaty chunks of cosmonauts.
Who is that Jackass?
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