Name calling in space has to stop!

In space, the debate between which pun is funnier to say, Sugargay or Coldgay, is still going on. It is the opinion of this author that both are incredibly disgusting, homophobic and void of any humor at all.

VS

What light over yonder window YAWN.

In Space, Romeo? More like Bore-Meo.

Maury Paternity Test: The Results Are In!

In space, Luke, Darth Vader IS your father. Holy shit!! Can you believe it???

Kitten vies to return to birth planet

In space-- Thursday the 24th, Kuigon Xiu (aka Princess Fluffington) attempted to return to his birth planet of Hsif. It was a last ditch effort to return home after the completely emasculating domestication process of the Earth feline. Armed with only his citrus helmet and a home made rocket, Xiu blasted himself away from Earth's atmosphere. While thoroughly prepared to avoid scurvy, he was not prepared for the other treacheries of space. When asked why he had not tried contacting his alien brothers Xiu sarcastically acclaimed, "[How] the fuck am I supposed to phone home?!"while wildly shaking his badly burnt paws.

You have 10 seconds to Comply

In space, there is no Arrest Mode.

In space, no one can hear you steam....