Tuesday, March 27, 2007

A Close Shave

In space, even the most dramatic shifts in space-time contiua are considered paltry to the awe-inspiring power of five blades.

Monday, March 26, 2007

The Great War

In space, Stalin and Hitler play cribbage once a week, but Churchill still drinks alone.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Everyone Wins!

In space, man v. computer is the only literary conflict.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Original 13 Colonies


In space, dont tread on me.

America















In space, these colors don't run.

USA USA USA

In space no one can beat America in a moon race.

Vampires

In space no one can hear the vampires sucking the blood out of all of your crew members while you use the space-toilet.

Space Birthday

In Space, no one can hear you scream, or celebrate your birthday on a weeknight.