Losing Market Share

In Space, Bounty is no longer the quicker picker upper.

Sinners Repent !

The Rapture is upon us, and in our eleventh hour those doomed to be left behind will be subjected to horrific plagues, Earth's bodies of water will curdle with the blood of the wicked, and demons will be released upon the unfaithful signifying the imminent destruction of the modern regime's sinful despotism. Most regrettably, those doomed to suffer the wrath of the almighty God will never know the gilded joys of space station Jerusalem, and its never-ending supply of astronaut ice cream.

Way to go, horny space-teen!!

In space, asking a hot chick to share a Space-Blanket with you is a much easier task than asking her to share one with you on Earth. However, there are documented cases of an Earth babe agreeing here on the mother planet (see above).

* Picture taken here on Earth...not Space

In space, NASA's only true unit of measurement is a Domino's Pizza box....Although, if you asked them, they would probably rattle off words like "light-years" and "parsecs"...