In space-- Thursday the 24th, Kuigon Xiu (aka Princess Fluffington) attempted to return to his birth planet of Hsif. It was a last ditch effort to return home after the completely emasculating domestication process of the Earth feline. Armed with only his citrus helmet and a home made rocket, Xiu blasted himself away from Earth's atmosphere. While thoroughly prepared to avoid scurvy, he was not prepared for the other treacheries of space. When asked why he had not tried contacting his alien brothers Xiu sarcastically acclaimed, "[How] the fuck am I supposed to phone home?!"while wildly shaking his badly burnt paws.
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