Dearest Ozzie Bear,
It must get very lonely out in space, just as it has gotten terribly lonely here back in Akron. I don't know how to tell you this, but our inter-planetary love affair is over (Houston... we have a problem ;$). I think I knew it was over when you made that ill-timed joke about my mother's weight issues. This must come as a shock to you, but after contemplating our future I have come to the conclusion that I am too good for the run-of-the-mill astronaut (a regular Dick Scobee!). I am returning the photo you sent me, as it will only remind me of the time I have wasted on you. Please do not try to contact me when you return to terra firma.
Hope theres no hard feelings,
Donna
P.s. Please return my Carol King LP's
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