In space, celebrity fitness personality John Basedow will be the first person to find naturally occurring water, assuring man’s survival, and securing his place in space history.
NEWS ALERT FROM SPACE: Basedow's Abdominal Muscles, upon enduring the Ultimate Flex, ripped apart the fabric of space-time today. A universal paradox has occurred in which all life now endures with six-pack abs. Thus has brought about the fulfillment of His prophecy: "Fitness Made Simple with no tricky dance moves and no high impact gyrations."
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NEWS ALERT FROM SPACE:
Basedow's Abdominal Muscles, upon enduring the Ultimate Flex, ripped apart the fabric of space-time today. A universal paradox has occurred in which all life now endures with six-pack abs. Thus has brought about the fulfillment of His prophecy: "Fitness Made Simple with no tricky dance moves and no high impact gyrations."
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