Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses...

In Space, the Statue of Liberty is way cooler

Space Parrot

In Space, dogs are birds.

A Uranus Joke Would Now Be Appropriate

Bad doesn't begin to describe this poor Hamsternaut's situation. He ain't going to the Moon, at least not the one you're thinking of...

In Heaven Everything Is Fine

In the constant twilight of Space, madness escapes neither man nor beast. One can only think of home to try to survive the long, dark days. "Are you a Banana?" a man-made astronaut feverishly questions as his sanity turns.

Confusion in Space

In Space, spaceships can often be confused with spacedicks.

Temporarily unavailable

In space......be back soon......

Losing Market Share

In Space, Bounty is no longer the quicker picker upper.

Sinners Repent !

The Rapture is upon us, and in our eleventh hour those doomed to be left behind will be subjected to horrific plagues, Earth's bodies of water will curdle with the blood of the wicked, and demons will be released upon the unfaithful signifying the imminent destruction of the modern regime's sinful despotism. Most regrettably, those doomed to suffer the wrath of the almighty God will never know the gilded joys of space station Jerusalem, and its never-ending supply of astronaut ice cream.