Three's Company

In space, the age-old controversy defining marriage as between a human and a human will finally be put to the test with the first union of a Man, a Man and a Machine.

Some things never change

In space, black is white, up is down, and short is long, but the power glove… is still so bad.

Kissing the Cook...In Space!

In space, all grills will play MP3s and all MP3 Players will make vegetarian shish-ka-bobs.

Stay out of the Space-Car Pool Lane

In space, mass transit is VERY dangerous....

Mothers, do not fear...

In space, after having his name exposed, Rumpelstiltskin decides to change his name to Rikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo so that no one can ever guess his name again. Meanwhile, the real Rikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo, knowing the dangers of having such a long name legally changes his name to Jeff. Currently, the dwarf formerly known as Rumpelstiltskin is believed to be at the bottom of a well somewhere and space is a little bit safer for all mothers and their babies.

A little history lesson

In space, celebrity fitness personality John Basedow will be the first person to find naturally occurring water, assuring man’s survival, and securing his place in space history.

Supper Time

In space, all meats will be served fried, deep-fried then chicken-fried. The potentially unlimited energy reserves of the sun will finally be realized as a power source for the Great Fryer in the Sky.

The REAL Captain

In Space there is only one captain and you can bet your sweet ass that he doesn't play ball.

THE Captain

In Space, Derek Jeter's space suit would have pinstripes....And he would bat a SC-BA (Space Career-Batting Average) of 1.000....

More Like SuperJERKOFF

In space, there are no witnesses.

And So It Goes...

In Space, After a traumatic bombing of an eastern European city... not only will you be put on display at an inter-planetary zoo with your incredibly gorgeous, naked, actress/mate... You will also be crazy, space crazy.

A Picture's Worth 1,000 Words

In space, you're the man now, dog!

Excuse me Teller, I'll have one space-loan please...

In space, when your bank says "no", Champion says "YES!!"

Eatin Good in the Neighborhood

In space, Larry, fueled by his insatiable desire for Mike's Big Mac, challenges Jordan to shoot out of a black hole, through the rings of Saturn, into the window, off the wall, nothing but net. They will both be ripped apart by Klingons.

Anything obtained on Earth will not be "grandfather-ed in"

In space, the search for union justice will have to start all over again............sorry :-(

VanDamned!

In space, the utter lack of a gravitational pull will cause all shots to the groin to be seen in super-slow-mo.

An Ounce of Prevention

In space, there are eighteen ways to protect your shuttle from attack. Twelve require titanium and the other six involve praying to Space Jesus.

Choose your own SPACE adventure!!!

In space, ALL Choose Your Own Adventure books end the same way......
IMPLOSION!!

God

In Space, Contrary to popular belief, it is discovered that God does not live inside of all of us, he is just a man behind a slightly larger curtain.

Steady Thumbs

In space. In space. Hi, ho, the derry-o. In space.

Parental Guidance Suggested

In space, 38 light years away, Sam Peckinpah's The Wild Bunch hits the silver screen!

C-H-I-P-M-U-N-K

In space, we're the chipmunks: Alvin, Simon, Theodorbit.